I need to write up a disclaimer and save it so I don’t have to write this all the time.  I’m a fat chick with no medical or educational training in sexual behavior whats so ever.  I give my opinions and you decide whether the advice sucks or not.

Q) My new boyfriend and I were having sex and all of a sudden this noise came from in between us that sounded like a fart.  I don’t know what it was, but I was so afraid he thought it might be me that I couldn’t get into it.  Any ideas what is was? Christy

A) Sound to me like a pussy fart.  It has a technical name but I can’t remember it.  It’s when air goes inside and is pressed out when his penis pumps in.  In short an air pressure fart.  Pretty common in relationships, but few will admit it.  Happens more frequently in the beginning when getting used to one another.  Nothing to worry about.  Don’t worry about him thinking it was you, trust me new sex with new partner a marching band could go walking through and he probably wouldn’t give a shit.  Sorry it ruined it for you just keep in mind that sex is never a neat and easy as we are lead to believe.

That brings up a couple of points.  1)Sex can be messy, it can sound messy and if your doing it right you won’t care.  2)Bodily noises happen.  Sometimes people fart or burp.  Sometimes it’s just the sound of skin slapping together. Part of be in a relationship is that these things happen.  And just so you know; say your partner farts and you have to laugh or you have to cough, guess what? That works for some guys!  When your laughing or coughing your vaginal muscles tighten down on their junk for a second or two. And adds to the pleasure! 3) Talk to your partner about this stuff before it happens again.  Then you will be on the same page.  Better for him to know your laughing because one of you passed gas and not because the size of his penis.