Built in breathlizer (sp?) machine. A perfect gift for any man or woman you know that drunk calls or texts at 1AM. No more having to call the next day and say I’m sorry to Father Murphy for accidentally sending him a picture of your right boob after too many Long Islands. No accidentally calling Mom and Dad because you forgot to hit the lock button on your phone and my all time favorite no calling to tell someone you love them at 3AM because you just can’t believe it could wait until morning.
Hell I would buy one and give a few out as gifts. Think about all the embaressment we would be saving ourselves each month. So somebody get busy making these suckers before everybody’s goodies end up on Face Book.
I’m reading Cell by Stephen King right now. It starts out as one of the bloody things he has ever written. I’m trying to get through it in hopes that there is a message there to salvage. But on a lighter note you have a couple of good Ideas there that need an entrepreneur with money to develop. Having neither talent or money I can’t help you but I did chuckle at the post a bit.