The other night I was sitting around and my buddy sent me a picture text of Barbie naked except her undies and he said is she the right girl for me? I just cracked up. I said no she’s too plastic. So we went back and forth for about an hour about why or why not Barbie is the ideal woman.
Don: She is perfect, big boobs and small waist. And mute.
Me: Yes but her mouth doesn’t open. No way she could give good head.
Don: True, but she has here own plane, business and house. Did I mention she is mute?
Me: LOL. Yes, but she doesn’t get wet unless you spit on her.
Don: True, but did I mention she is mute?
Me: Great she’s mute but her toes won’t curl and her legs only bend they don’t open. So to get to the goodies you would have to pop her legs off.
Don: What the hell would I care if her toes curl, were talking about my rocks not hers. And why would she need legs? They would just get in the way anyway?
I can actually see his logic. I guess in my mind if I were a man I would want a woman the responded back to me. Not lay there like a doll. But maybe that is just me. And before anybody asks me Hell No I wouldn’t want Ken he ain’t even anatomically correct!
