Cindyisms

Like you guys I get jokes sent to me all the time and there are some good ones.  I pass them around to my family and friends who I know aren’t easily offended and have similar humor to mine.  But when I read this I decided I had to share it with everyone.  It is one joke in a group that my boss sent me, but I laughed so hard I almost peed..
WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(BECAUSE A VIBRATOR CAN’T MOW THE LAWN.

Okay maybe it is funny because I am a 35 year old pervert with the sense of humor of a 13 year old boy, but damn I love that.  Maybe I should make it into a shirt. Tell me something that was so funny you almost wet yourself.  I need a few good laughs!

Sorry folks but Momma will not be home today.  Doctor would like her to get a bit stronger before he lets her go.  She needs a little more upper body strength.  So this evening I will be driving down to visit her at the hospital and depending on how my Dad feels after dialysis he maybe going with me.  So keep good thoughts for her.  She is still charming people all over that hospital!  Of course she is she is Momma.

I don’t know about you guys, but I am pretty damn full. Hope you all had a great dinner, gathering etc. This year it was just Dad, Richard (my dad’s best friend) and me. Momma didn’t come home from the hospital today. Her surgeon decided to keep her one extra day so they could keep an eye on her mobility. But we have talked to her several times today and she sounds good. She isn’t in a lot of pain. She said it is like her foot is swollen and her shoe is too small and she would like to take it off. So if you get a minute stop by her blog tomorrow and leave her a welcome home message.

You guys will be hearing from me a lot the next couple of days. I took a couple of days off so that I could be here for my folks just until things settle down a bit. And I can blog, get caught up on some e-mail and visit some blogs I haven’t been able to get to for a while. Oh and sleep. A lot of sleep.

And while I am hanging out here my husband, niece and her husband will be moving the remainder of the stuff over to the new house. Sunday night I will be sleeping in my bed in my house. God I like the sound of that. When we get in and settled a bit I will be getting a hard drive and Internet service. Then we can visit more often.

I think I need to settle down with a book and burp a while, I mean relax a while. Take Care All!