Cindyisms

I have to tell you my husband and I had a great visit at my folks house. We got a great surprise when we found out Mike and Dar had come up for a visit so we got to see them too. Dar went shopping with Daddy which was supposed to be my job for the day, but I hate shopping so that was really cool of her! And Mike made this killer dinner. Steak with mushrooms and stuff, lobster tail with melted butter, baked potato with sour cream and butter. Shrimp cocktail, salad and bread. Yummy! It was like a fat girls wet dream!
Momma let me wash some clothes. I managed to get them all washed, but not dry so I’m doing that now at home. It will take a while because the washer and dryer are a stackable set so it is a little small. I always tell everyone I throw in two pairs of fat girl jeans and the fucker starts looking like it might coming running across the floor.
Please don’t get me wrong I am so happy to be here. I was so concerned about the move. How would we keep it clean? How would I feel about being here without my “other mother”? Was it the right move for my furry family? Well I’ll tell you this. It stays pretty darn clean. I take care of the litter box everyday before work. We all load the dish washer and run it (I LOVE having a dishwasher again). And I vacuum the living room, laundry and small hall everyday. Who knew I could be so domestic?! Have I cooked here? Sure I have twice. And that is in the same month. That I call a miracle.
I also feel closer to my other mother. I feel like she is here with me when I do something well and when I fuck up! LOL.
And my furry family are so happy. They have more space, puppy has a whole yard to run around in without a leash and since we have been here they all seem to feel better.
So if all I have to bitch about is a little washer and dryer then I am one lucky woman! 

Hi everyone.  Okay don’t got a lot of things to say, but I do want to say a late Happy New Year and shit.  I’m at Momma’s house, but the funny thing is that I have interent at home.  I just have been too busy to sit down or too tired.  But I hope to get to some type of regular thing going.  Holidays were good.  Worked and stuff.  And I am making head way on finding my livingroom.  I think I got three more boxes to deal with. 
So did anyone make any New Years Resolutions?  I completely forgot and I didn"t even manage to get home before the New Year came in.  I was driving home.  But when I got home my husband had made me a steak, scallops with bacon and twice baked potatoes.  Yumm!
Other then that not a whole lots going on.  Or nothing really worth mentioning here.  Hey you know what I did make a change, maybe not a resolution, but I decided no booze for a while.  I guess that is as close to a resolution as i would get.  Not because it is becoming a “problem” but because of all the sugar I am sucking down.  That and the stupid factor.  My God am I stupid when I drink.  So if we’re hanging out and you offer me a drink and I turn it down don’t take it personal.  Just want to be smart for a while.

Merry Christmas All!  Hoping you all are stuffed and got lots of good stuff for Christmas. It has been a bitchin’ Christmas!  Yep that’s right I said bitchin’.  Could be the Captain Morgan and Pepsi! Okay not going to bore you with lots of bullshit just going to put up this picture where we bitches are lookin’ HOT!!

Merry Christmas All!

Hi Everybody! Up for a visit with my folks to help out with some stuff.  Sent my husband shopping with my dad.  I helped my mom with some household stuff and a hair washing.  So I going to visit with you guys for a minute and then I have two sets of feet to groom.
We are in our house.  We have been in almost two weeks, but fully moved in for a little over one.  Boxes all over the fucking place.  Trying to find the toaster, plates and glasses.  My animals have adjusted well.  They are very happy especially my black cat Baby.  Paul keeps the house very warm and she is in heaven.  She lays in front of the heating vents sleeping for hours at a time.
Work is good.  Some days you know how it goes you want to leave and never come back.  But then you sleep on it and all is well. Tomorrow me and a co-worker are taking the guys to see the festival of lights.  4.5 miles of lights.  Should be a lot of fun.
What else? Tomorrow my kitchen set will be delivered.  Iron table with glass top and 4 chairs.  And yesterday we bought a new hard drive and a computer desk so in a couple of weeks I will be back on my home computer!  Yippee.  I miss this!
Can’t believe we have sixteen days until Christmas! Don’t have all my shopping done yet.  But I will.  Take Care all!

Like you guys I get jokes sent to me all the time and there are some good ones.  I pass them around to my family and friends who I know aren’t easily offended and have similar humor to mine.  But when I read this I decided I had to share it with everyone.  It is one joke in a group that my boss sent me, but I laughed so hard I almost peed..
WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(BECAUSE A VIBRATOR CAN’T MOW THE LAWN.

Okay maybe it is funny because I am a 35 year old pervert with the sense of humor of a 13 year old boy, but damn I love that.  Maybe I should make it into a shirt. Tell me something that was so funny you almost wet yourself.  I need a few good laughs!

Sorry folks but Momma will not be home today.  Doctor would like her to get a bit stronger before he lets her go.  She needs a little more upper body strength.  So this evening I will be driving down to visit her at the hospital and depending on how my Dad feels after dialysis he maybe going with me.  So keep good thoughts for her.  She is still charming people all over that hospital!  Of course she is she is Momma.

I don’t know about you guys, but I am pretty damn full. Hope you all had a great dinner, gathering etc. This year it was just Dad, Richard (my dad’s best friend) and me. Momma didn’t come home from the hospital today. Her surgeon decided to keep her one extra day so they could keep an eye on her mobility. But we have talked to her several times today and she sounds good. She isn’t in a lot of pain. She said it is like her foot is swollen and her shoe is too small and she would like to take it off. So if you get a minute stop by her blog tomorrow and leave her a welcome home message.

You guys will be hearing from me a lot the next couple of days. I took a couple of days off so that I could be here for my folks just until things settle down a bit. And I can blog, get caught up on some e-mail and visit some blogs I haven’t been able to get to for a while. Oh and sleep. A lot of sleep.

And while I am hanging out here my husband, niece and her husband will be moving the remainder of the stuff over to the new house. Sunday night I will be sleeping in my bed in my house. God I like the sound of that. When we get in and settled a bit I will be getting a hard drive and Internet service. Then we can visit more often.

I think I need to settle down with a book and burp a while, I mean relax a while. Take Care All!

The other night I was sitting around and my buddy sent me a picture text of Barbie naked except her undies and he said is she the right girl for me? I just cracked up. I said no she’s too plastic. So we went back and forth for about an hour about why or why not Barbie is the ideal woman.
Don: She is perfect, big boobs and small waist. And mute.
Me: Yes but her mouth doesn’t open. No way she could give good head.
Don: True, but she has here own plane, business and house. Did I mention she is mute?
Me: LOL. Yes, but she doesn’t get wet unless you spit on her.
Don: True, but did I mention she is mute?
Me: Great she’s mute but her toes won’t curl and her legs only bend they don’t open. So to get to the goodies you would have to pop her legs off.
Don: What the hell would I care if her toes curl, were talking about my rocks not hers. And why would she need legs? They would just get in the way anyway?

I can actually see his logic. I guess in my mind if I were a man I would want a woman the responded back to me. Not lay there like a doll. But maybe that is just me. And before anybody asks me Hell No I wouldn’t want Ken he ain’t even anatomically correct!

Okay so I guess I was feeling naughty for a long time there.  Sorry about that.  Actually naughty went out the window a long time ago and was replaced by stressed and tired.  Just time has been swishing by and I haven’t had a moment to talk about it.  So let’s do some catch up...First I’m healthy as a Clydesdale!  And my ass is still as big as one! LOL!  So we will count that as a blessing.

I haven’t cut my hair even though I have been threatening to.  It’s so long that I can clip it up off my neck and the bangs hang over my eyes.  My friends say it makes me look sexy.  I think it makes me blind.

I’m in the process of moving to a two bedroom house in Pontiac.  Where my other mother and her husband lived.  He is going to rent it to my husband and I and we may buy it at a later date.  He will be living in Indiana with his son most of the time, but he will come stay with us some too.

Can’t believe that tomorrow is Halloween.  It snuck up on me.  I don’t have any candy yet.  Maybe I will do that today.

Other then that not much going on here.  Just working and packing.  How about you?

Ever get those days when you find that you feel naughty? Everything that you say comes out a little slanted to the obscene side. Every touch seems like it a little bit more lingering then it should. You look in the mirror and where yesterday you saw some hideous creature, you see one hot momma/poppa. I’m having one of those weeks and I LIKE IT! This week I’m not the funny fat girl with great hair. This week I’m the voluptuous woman with great hair and sex appeal. I like this me better. I’m more confident when I’m this me. More people smile and yes I’m sure it is because I smile more, but I’ll take it anyway I get it. And men, well lets be honest there are enough guys that like a little (a lot) more meat on their BBQ. Yes I just compared myself to meat and I LIKE IT.

I spent Friday afternoon with my friend Sue. She is a overweight, 56 year old black woman and she is my mentor. My mentor of what you might ask?! Well my mentor at being a sexy, confident and wonderful woman. Don’t get me wrong my momma can charm the pants off any man so I come by a lot of this stuff naturally, but Sue teaches me that it’s good to trust in your own sexuality. That it’s okay if your first thought when you see a man is “Damn can I take him home?” Even if he is a priest. Doesn’t mean your going to do it and the priest of course you can’t deny he is hot, but that by thinking it isn’t hurting anyone.

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