I think my husband might be going through some kind of withdrawl.  Because I refuse to pay $39.99 for cable to start and then some huge increase after ninety days, he has been without cable for almost a month.
  I could really give a rats ass one way or the other.  I have a small TV in the bedroom and it picks up three stations.  I only watch three shows regularly: Dawson’s Creek, Angel and Buffy.  Yep! I’m a thirty year old teenager.
  I can’t help it!  I have a thing for one of the actors on each of those shows.  Lust it’s just lust. 
  Anyway I’m getting off track.  I feel horrible because all his favorite shows like Dragon Ball Z and hell if I can come up with the name of the other one (it’s on sci-fi) aren’t available to him.

Because he works a lot of hours and once in a great while remembers to pick up his underpants I’m thinking about looking into a dish.  I know nothing, I don’t know where to go, I don’t know what to ask and I don’t know what’s a deal and when I’m getting screwed like the head cheerleader.  So I guess I let my fingers do the surfing and do a bit of homework.  Got any ideas?
  All I know for sure is that I don’t like the idea of having to pay out my asshole to watch the TV.