Here is something that I find confusing about men.  I’ve talked with many women about this and it happens to them too…
    What is so exciting about watching a chick doing the dishes and why would you even think that this is the right time to proposition her?  My husband will come up behind me while I’m up to my elblows in hot soapy water and get all “friendly”.  This is after I just stacked a weeks worth of dishes that need to be cleaned, pulled cheese wrappers and eggs shells out of the sink and had to scoop up soggy ceral because he was to fucking lazy to throw it away.  What the hell is he smoking?

Fellas let me help you out here and I’m going to be blunt.  You want a little pussy?  Don’t go after it when we are in the middle of chores that we hate.  We don’t see them as a turn on and it may result in you losing a nut or two.
  Sometimes I think they do it on purpose.  Say you have been married for a while and sex is down on the list of things to do.  I think some men ask then because they know we will turn them down, but they still get credit for trying.
  I know some men are actually so clueless that they don’t know when it’s a good time to proposition a woman.  I don’t know the magic formula, but I’ll tell you a couple of things.  Want to get laid?  Help your woman with dishes (or even do them yourself.  It won’t hurt really).  Start out by curling up of the couch and stroking her hair (women love that shit).  Offer to draw her a bath and then wash her back, hell you could offer to join her.  That is just a few and if your really lucky you get a woman like me.  As long as I’m not holding dirty underpants or soggy ceral I’m ready to go.
    So gentlemen if you only learn one thing know this… you want pussy don’t go for it in the kitchen.