I’m so excited I got my first frequently asked question!  See how fucking boring my life is I’m practically creaming myself over something stupid!
The question was why did I chose the e-mail address tyeman70 when I have breasts? (I paraphased that a bit)
The answer is:  tyeman70 used to be the address of my best friend who was killed in an auto accident last October.  His wife hated me and so e-mail was the easiest way to communicate back and forth without the witch knowing.  When my friend passed away his mother gave me the password so I could notify all of his on-line friends of his death.  After my friend’s death his wife cut all contact with me and my God children so basically all I had left was the old e-mail address.  Silly and sentimental, but hey even us bitches have a soft side.  Love them while you have them and tell them often.