Spending a little quality with one of my nieces I got reacquainted with that old familar toy the “Magic Eightball”. You remember it right? You shake the little ball and ask it a question and it gives you an answer like signs point to yes. Well she just got it and she wanted me to play with her. So of course being a wonderful aunt I did.
Now in her eleven year old mind this toy tells the truth and if you word the questions right it won’t lie to you. Corny yes, but I believed it once a long time ago too. So we took turns asking it questions. Hers were things like, “Does Tommy like me? Will he send in a Valentine gram? Will he ask me to dance at the dance? Am I prettier then my sisters?” All very child like questions and I of course kept it clean and asked things like, “Will I get roses for Valentines day? Will I win the Lotto? Will I ever be thin?” Aren’t you proud of me?
You really shouldn’t be! All of a sudden the phone rings and the Magic Eight ball and I are yesterday news. So what do I do? I pick up the little fucker and start asking it all the important questions about life. Here’s a sample:
1) Does Madonna’s crotch always smell like fish? Yes
2) Is Anna Nicole Smith really that stupid? Yes
3) Will I ever be able to go down on Joshua Jackson (Pacey on Dawsons Creek)in a movie theather? No
4) Does the guy that plays Spike on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” have a big dick? Yes
5) We know he didn’t inhale, but does he swallow? Yes
6) Will my pussy disappear and I’ll grow a penis? Yes
7) Is more then a handful really a waste? No
8) Is there intelligent life on this planet? No
9) Has anybody ever got an electric shock from their vibrator? Yes
10) When I grow older will my boobs follow behind me when I walk? Yes
11) Will Allisa Milano come steal my husband? Yes
Now of course that is not all of them, I left the raunchy ones out. I was practically rolling on the floor by the time I was done. It was nice to take a step back and play again. It was even more fun when I added the preverted twist! I’m still waiting for my my pussy to disappear and my dick to grow and let me tell you if that happens I’m on my way to target to by me one of those balls and a jock strap for the ones I’ve just grown!