Okay you all know I think about a lot of fucked up things.  That it is in my nature to go places that most people would never admit to going to so here is my thought.  Wouldn’t it be great if our sex organs were on the tip of our fingers?! Specifically on our index finger.  Sex would be so simple.  Touch and go kind of a deal.  But you would have to be careful who you rub fingers with.  Kentucky Fried chicken would be the number fast food because it is finger lickin’ good and you know people would be taking advantage of that little bonus.  Hell dialing the phone or typing could be countless orgasms.  And one of the best parts condoms could still be used because fingers are shaped very similar to dicks and woman could protect themselves the same way men do.  Only thing I didn’t consider is where the babies would come out from.  Maybe like Spider Man’s web.  Point and splat, there’s the baby! 
What do you think?  Would finger fucking work for you!